I Want To Suck Your Blood
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Dracula decides to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. The rules were simple. The bat who drinks the most blood would be the winter. He selects his three top bats to compete.
So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family."
"Very good," says Dracula.
The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies, "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk1 the blood of all the children."
"Impressive," Dracula replies.
Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally2 covered in blood from top to toe.
Dracula is stunned3. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked.
And the bat replies. "Do you see that tower?"
Dracula replies, "Yes."
And the bat says, "Well, I didn't."


1 drunk LuozL6     
  • People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised.醉酒駕車的人應受重罰。
  • She found him drunk when she came home at night.她晚上回家時,經常發現他醉醺醺的。
2 literally 28Wzv     
  • He translated the passage literally.他逐字逐句地翻譯這段文字。
  • Sometimes she would not sit down till she was literally faint.有時候,她不走到真正要昏厥了,決不肯坐下來。
3 stunned 735ec6d53723be15b1737edd89183ec2     
adj. 震驚的,驚訝的 動詞stun的過去式和過去分詞
  • The fall stunned me for a moment. 那一下摔得我昏迷了片刻。
  • The leaders of the Kopper Company were then stunned speechless. 科伯公司的領導們當時被驚得目瞪口呆。
TAG標簽: blood bat tower
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