Talking Dog For Sale
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."
Yep," the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided1 to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch2 of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired3."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar4. He never did any of that stuff."


1 decided lvqzZd     
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.這使他們比對手具有明顯的優勢。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英國人和中國人打招呼的方式有很明顯的區別。
2 batch HQgyz     
  • The first batch of cakes was burnt.第一爐蛋糕烤焦了。
  • I have a batch of letters to answer.我有一批信要回復。
3 retired Njhzyv     
  • The old man retired to the country for rest.這位老人下鄉休息去了。
  • Many retired people take up gardening as a hobby.許多退休的人都以從事園藝為嗜好。
4 liar V1ixD     
  • I know you for a thief and a liar!我算認識你了,一個又偷又騙的家伙!
  • She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被錯誤地扣上說謊者的帽子。
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