Special Pig
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      Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?"
      "Well Michael, that's a mighty1 special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin', went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!"
      "And the boar tore up his leg?" "No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin' like he was stuck, woke us up, and 'fore2 we got out here, the darn thing had herded3 the other animals out of the barn and saved 'em all!"
      "So that's when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?" "No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out 'fore I drownded. Sure did save my life."
      "And that was when he hurt his leg?" "Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too."
      "OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?"
      "Well", the farmer tells him, "A pig like that, you don't want to eat all at once."


1 mighty YDWxl     
  • A mighty force was about to break loose.一股巨大的力量即將迸發而出。
  • The mighty iceberg came into view.巨大的冰山出現在眼前。
2 fore ri8xw     
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飛機的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能夠未卜先知。
3 herded a8990e20e0204b4b90e89c841c5d57bf     
群集,糾結( herd的過去式和過去分詞 ); 放牧; (使)向…移動
  • He herded up his goats. 他把山羊趕攏在一起。
  • They herded into the corner. 他們往角落里聚集。
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