Martial art dog
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There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided1 to get a guard dog.

So the young wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog." The clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does knows karate2."

The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair." The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical3 about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.

When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, "Karate my ass4!" And to this very day, he is in the hospital.


1 decided lvqzZd     
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.這使他們比對手具有明顯的優勢。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英國人和中國人打招呼的方式有很明顯的區別。
2 karate gahzT     
  • Alice's boyfriend knew a little karate.艾麗斯的男朋友懂一點兒空手道。
  • The black belt is the highest level in karate.黑腰帶級是空手道的最高級別。
3 skeptical MxHwn     
  • Others here are more skeptical about the chances for justice being done.這里的其他人更為懷疑正義能否得到伸張。
  • Her look was skeptical and resigned.她的表情是將信將疑而又無可奈何。
4 ass qvyzK     
  • He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那樣笨。
  • An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驢能負重但不能超過它能力所負擔的。
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