Liver and Cheese
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing1, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever2."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts3 the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature4 but big in fame and finesse5, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
He gives her a smile, a sly wink6, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....
Liver alone. Cheese mine.


1 enticing ctkzkh     
  • The offer was too enticing to refuse. 這提議太有誘惑力,使人難以拒絕。
  • Her neck was short but rounded and her arms plump and enticing. 她的脖子短,但渾圓可愛;兩臂豐腴,也很動人。
2 whatsoever Beqz8i     
  • There's no reason whatsoever to turn down this suggestion.沒有任何理由拒絕這個建議。
  • All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you,do ye even so to them.你想別人對你怎樣,你就怎樣對人。
3 blurts 07830dc8bb7d77ee3213fc1246c343a2     
v.突然說出,脫口而出( blurt的第三人稱單數 )
  • He blurts out all he hears. 他漏嘴說出了他聽到的一切。 來自辭典例句
  • If a user blurts out an interesting idea, ask "What problem would that solve for you?" 如果用戶不假思索地冒出一個有趣的想法,則詢問他:“這可以解決哪些問題?” 來自互聯網
4 stature ruLw8     
  • He is five feet five inches in stature.他身高5英尺5英寸。
  • The dress models are tall of stature.時裝模特兒的身材都較高。
5 finesse 3kaxV     
  • It was a disappointing performance which lacked finesse.那場演出缺乏技巧,令人失望。
  • Lillian Hellman's plays are marked by insight and finesse.莉蓮.赫爾曼的巨作以富有洞察力和寫作技巧著稱。
6 wink 4MGz3     
  • He tipped me the wink not to buy at that price.他眨眼暗示我按那個價格就不要買。
  • The satellite disappeared in a wink.瞬息之間,那顆衛星就消失了。
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