Cheating Wife
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Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary1. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan2? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky3 operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery4 himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"


1 anniversary Cw0zD     
  • They celebrate their wedding anniversary annually.他們每年慶祝一番結婚紀念日。
  • Today is my parents'30th wedding anniversary.今天是我父母結婚30周年紀念日。
2 loan w0RxB     
  • I asked the bank to help me with a loan.我請銀行給我一筆貸款。
  • Has the bank okayed your request for a loan?銀行批準你的貸款要求了嗎?
3 tricky 9fCzyd     
  • I'm in a rather tricky position.Can you help me out?我的處境很棘手,你能幫我嗎?
  • He avoided this tricky question and talked in generalities.他回避了這個非常微妙的問題,只做了個籠統的表述。
4 surgery IH8z9     
  • What time does surgery finish?門診什么時間結束?
  • Your condition is serious and requires surgery.你的情況很嚴重,需要動外科手術。
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