Oh, The Cat Came Back...
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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided1 to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated2, the man answered, "Put that jerk3 on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"


1 decided lvqzZd     
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.這使他們比對手具有明顯的優勢。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英國人和中國人打招呼的方式有很明顯的區別。
2 frustrated ksWz5t     
adj.挫敗的,失意的,泄氣的v.使不成功( frustrate的過去式和過去分詞 );挫敗;使受挫折;令人沮喪
  • It's very easy to get frustrated in this job. 這個工作很容易令人懊惱。
  • The bad weather frustrated all our hopes of going out. 惡劣的天氣破壞了我們出行的愿望。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
3 jerk pazz3     
  • Just keep that jerk off me.讓那個笨蛋離開我。
  • The knife was stuck but she pulled it out with a jerk.那把刀子被卡住了,她猛地一拔,把它拔了出來。
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