和食物相關的5則英語笑話
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A family of three tomatoes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps1 on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup2!"
 
A survey about cooking
About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.
 
An apple a day
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
 
Big Apple
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple!
 
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce4, but now it's gone.
 


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1 stomps 37476f6ed0f1e73477f979f099a60b02     
v.跺腳,踐踏,重踏( stomp的第三人稱單數 )
參考例句:
  • This one ends the world, stomps on it, grinds it up and spits it out. 這一部又把世界給終結了,踐踏了地球,還碾壓她,然后再把她吐出來。 來自互聯網
2 ketchup B3DxX     
n.蕃茄醬,蕃茄沙司
參考例句:
  • There's a spot of ketchup on the tablecloth.桌布上有一點番茄醬的漬斑。
  • Could I have some ketchup and napkins,please?請給我一些番茄醬和紙手巾?
3 caterpillars 7673bc2d84c4c7cba4a0eaec866310f4     
n.毛蟲( caterpillar的名詞復數 );履帶
參考例句:
  • Caterpillars eat the young leaves of this plant. 毛毛蟲吃這種植物的嫩葉。
  • Caterpillars change into butterflies or moths. 毛蟲能變成蝴蝶或蛾子。 來自辭典例句
4 lettuce C9GzQ     
n.萵苣;生菜
參考例句:
  • Get some lettuce and tomatoes so I can make a salad.買些萵苣和西紅柿,我好做色拉。
  • The lettuce is crisp and cold.萵苣松脆爽口。
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