英語笑話:A Guy Walks into a Bar…
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “So, why the long face?”
 
A penguin1 walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Has my father been in here?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”
 
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “That’ll be $10. You know, we don’t get many kangaroos coming in here.” The kangaroo says, “At $10 a beer, it’s not hard to understand.”
 
A termite2 walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
 
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”
 
A grasshopper3 hops4 into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity5 around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”
 
A goldfish flops6 into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”
 
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, “Does your dog bite?” The lady answers, “Never!” The man reaches out to pet the dog, and the dog bites his hand. The man says, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” The woman replies, “He doesn’t. That’s not my dog.”
 
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Give me a beer, and a mop.”
 
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
 
A guy walks into a bar in Cork7, in Ireland, and asks the barman: “What’s the quickest way to get to Dublin?” “Are you walking or driving?” asks the barman. “Driving,” says a man. “That’s the quickest way,” says the barman.
 
A tourist goes into a bar where a dog is sitting in a chair playing poker8. He asks, “Is that dog there really playing poker?” And the bartender says, “Yeah, but he’s not too smart. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail.”
 
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. He says, “A beer for me and one for my giraffe.” And they stand around drinking for hours until the giraffe passes out on the floor. The man pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender says, “Hey! You’re not going to leave that lyin’ on the floor, are you?” The man says, “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”
 
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind9 legs and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, “Hey, buddy10, what are you doing?” And the blind man says, “Don’t mind me. I’m just looking around.”


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1 penguin W3jzf     
n.企鵝
參考例句:
  • The penguin is a flightless bird.企鵝是一種不會飛的鳥。
  • He walked with an awkward gait like a penguin.他走路的步子難看得就像企鵝。
2 termite npTwE     
n.白蟻
參考例句:
  • The termite control was also probed into further in this text.本文還進一步探討了白蟻的防治方法。
  • Termite often destroys wood.白蟻經常破壞樹木。
3 grasshopper ufqxG     
n.蚱蜢,蝗蟲,螞蚱
參考例句:
  • He thought he had made an end of the little grasshopper.他以為把那個小蚱蜢干掉了。
  • The grasshopper could not find anything to eat.蚱蜢找不到任何吃的東西。
4 hops a6b9236bf6c7a3dfafdbc0709208acc0     
跳上[下]( hop的第三人稱單數 ); 單足蹦跳; 齊足(或雙足)跳行; 摘葎草花
參考例句:
  • The sparrow crossed the lawn in a series of hops. 那麻雀一蹦一跳地穿過草坪。
  • It is brewed from malt and hops. 它用麥精和蛇麻草釀成。
5 celebrity xcRyQ     
n.名人,名流;著名,名聲,名望
參考例句:
  • Tom found himself something of a celebrity. 湯姆意識到自己已小有名氣了。
  • He haunted famous men, hoping to get celebrity for himself. 他常和名人在一起, 希望借此使自己獲得名氣。
6 flops 7ad47e4b5d17f79e9fda2e5861f3ae87     
n.失敗( flop的名詞復數 )v.(指書、戲劇等)徹底失敗( flop的第三人稱單數 );(因疲憊而)猛然坐下;(笨拙地、不由自主地或松弛地)移動或落下;砸鍋
參考例句:
  • a pair of flip-flops 一雙人字拖鞋
  • HPC environments are often measured in terms of FLoating point Operations Per Second (FLOPS) . HPC環境通常以每秒浮點運算次數(FLOPS)加以度量。 來自互聯網
7 cork VoPzp     
n.軟木,軟木塞
參考例句:
  • We heard the pop of a cork.我們聽見瓶塞砰的一聲打開。
  • Cork is a very buoyant material.軟木是極易浮起的材料。
8 poker ilozCG     
n.撲克;vt.烙制
參考例句:
  • He was cleared out in the poker game.他打撲克牌,把錢都輸光了。
  • I'm old enough to play poker and do something with it.我打撲克是老手了,可以玩些花樣。
9 hind Cyoya     
adj.后面的,后部的
參考例句:
  • The animal is able to stand up on its hind limbs.這種動物能夠用后肢站立。
  • Don't hind her in her studies.不要在學業上扯她后腿。
10 buddy 3xGz0E     
n.(美口)密友,伙伴
參考例句:
  • Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?壓壓氣,老兄。有什么麻煩嗎?
  • Get out of my way,buddy!別擋道了,你這家伙!
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