• Serious Swimming

    14-10-22 There was a competition to swim from Santa Monica to Catalina doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was...

  • Dummy vs Dummy

    14-10-22 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. A blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:...

  • The Detection of Dumb

    14-10-22 Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, So y'all want to be cops, huh? The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, op...

  • A Puzzling Puzzle

    14-10-22 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, What is it supposed to be when it's finished? The blonde says, According to th...

  • You Bet Your Life

    14-10-22 Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now on. The newscrew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump. Th...

  • The Handy-Woman

    14-10-22 A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do...

  • Does It Hurt When I Do This?

    14-10-22 A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible! says the doctor. Show me. The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow...

  • Mama Needs A New Pair of Shoes

    14-10-22 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the no haggle...

  • 完美女人:深色頭發藍色眼睛豐滿身材

    11-09-03 The popular saying would have us believe that gentlemen prefer blondes. But while the old adage may trip off the tongue, according to new findings, it no longer holds weight. 流行的說法讓我們相信男士們更鐘愛金發女郎。盡管這句老話膾炙人口,但新研究發...

  • 六還是十二

    10-11-08 A blonde went into a pizza parlor(客廳,會客室) . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don't think I could eve...

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