• A very simple operation 一個簡單的手術

    14-03-24 A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. What's the matter? he was asked. He said, I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.' She was just trying to comfo...

  • Hospital for the first time

    13-11-13 At age of 83, granddad went to hospital for the first time. What is this? he asked as he held up the bell cord they had fastened to his pillow. That's the bell, Granddad. I replied. He pulled it several times, then remarked, I don't hear it ringing....

  • Breathless

    13-11-07 Breathless David Kirby Jean-Paul Belmondo, I'm thinking of you tonight because I saw you walking down the Boulevard St. Germain just this afternoon with a young woman, and not a starlet(小星星) , either, but a nurse, and you were using a cane, yet...

  • Hospital Sketches - Chapter 4

    13-08-09 A Night Being fond of the night side of nature, I was soon promoted to the post of night nurse, with every facility for indulging in my favorite pastime of owling. My colleague, a black-eyed widow, relieved me at dawn, we two taking care of the ward...

  • Hospital Sketches - Chapter 3

    13-08-09 A Day They've come! they've come! hurry up, ladies - you're wanted. Who have come? the rebels? This sudden summons in the gray dawn was somewhat startling to a three days' nurse like myself, and, as the thundering knock came at our door, I sprang up...

  • 《唐頓莊園》二

    13-07-31 精彩對白 Isobel: I'm so interested to see the hospital. Violet: Ooh. Well, you would be, with your late husband a doctor. Isobel: Not just my husband. My father and brother, too. And I trained as a nurse during the war. Cora: Oh, fancy. Isobel: I'd...

  • Work for 7up

    13-05-29 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the...

  • I work for 7up

    11-09-22 Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the...

  • 二戰《勝利日之吻》女主角去世

    10-06-26 A nurse famously photographed being kissed by an American sailor in New York's Times Square in 1945 to celebrate the end of World War Two has died at the age of 91, her family said on Tuesday. 二戰經典照片《勝利日之吻》女主角的家人于本周二稱,這位65...

  • I'm a bachelor 我是個單身漢

    09-11-07 I'm a bachelor Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.Anything else? The nurse asked. Yes,Jack thinks for a while and said,I'm a bachelor. 我是個單身漢 杰克騎車...

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